Lolcows
Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.
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Deranged pedophile who decided to jump onto the QAnon train
Dramacow
Amanda/Amari Turcol / LadyALT69 / Manda-Tee / Amarithenonbinary / Amaribabe93 / AmariStrawberry
Pedophile/pedo apologist and tulpamancer who gets into fictional relationships with a Spyro boss, goblins, and Pokemon, all while shipping herself. Decade reigning cow. TRUE AND HONEST Twin soul sister of OPL. IQ of 62.
Artcow
"Zyklon Ben" / Ben Garrison / GarrisonGraphics / GrrrGraphics / RealBenGarrisonCartoons & his wife Tina Toon / Tina Norton
"Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor (also his bitch who can't into art)
A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks
Divorced Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish
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Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting
Disgraced Comedian, Mentally Ill to the point of worrying his Family, Hypocritical Misogynist, TERF ANTIFA Quasimodo Doppelganger w/ One Ball & Hateboner for GAMERS/Trump/Brexit/Count Dankula; #ThanksGraham
Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
[CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist
Blangry Wannabe Cartoonist, Bedwetter. Banned many times on TV Tropes/Wikipedia/Wikia/etc.
Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, now bared naked
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Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
Makes LGBT SJW Style videos for children, complete with creepy music
Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Now On Probation for E-Stalking, Pipsqueak, can't get laid in a whorehouse
Creator of Social Autopsy and unwitting champion of Gamer Gate
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"Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
Public Child Porn advocate, Arrested for possessing child porn
Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
Skitzocow
John Dimitriadis / Johnathon Chance / Sinseer / Thesinseer / Sinicalass / Sinseerdiscordia / Vicidiscordia
Ran Technosexual porn site in the 2000s with his ex wife, Clown in the Fallout community who's infamous for screaming and starting drama, Has 14,000+ hours in Fallout 76, Doxed by pizza
STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP
Lolcow
Christopher J. McGee / Chris McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends
"Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.
Careercow
Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain)
One Gaming Lolcow Thread
Autistic skizocow that waifufags a Pokemon MC so hard even ponyfags (and possibly Chris) would blush
Skitzocow
Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar / runawayroostudios
LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates
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Artcow
Autumn Neville / pawpawchan48 / MessageAPuP / puppychan48 / puppychan / pancakewagss / TanookiTale
Degrading artist, perpetual victim, once had a spat with an autistic edgelord
Fat, Petty and Vindictive 40+ Year Old Gaming YouTuber. More Like Homewrecker | Bridge Burner.
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Violent and very degenerate baby that's a Skinner Simp. Now with 50% more underaged Speds defending her
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Larping 1337 h4x0r, personally stopping bullies, racists, and trolls
'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkads weiner; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs
Arrogant Rapper With a God Complex Who Likes His Asshole Fingered
From the hills have eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls
Autist with stalker tendencies larping as the Jason Schreier of Valve news
Mom-cult leader who used to be a McDonald's manager, heard voices and decided to leave family and job to form a cult
Codependent alcoholic twitch streaming couple turning to thottery
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"Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
"Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"
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Dramacow
ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber
The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon
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Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believes Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits.
8chan Founder Turned Anti-Kiwi Activist, Former Wizardchan Admin, Font Aficionado
The JEB! of "sonic analysts", whines about Sonic ships, gets in fights with every commentary e-celeb
"Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese
The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob
TGWTG
"Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al
The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny
Self-loathing weaboo redneck. Blew her way to ANN gig. Goon and troon.
creepy furry artist who abused his ex and then stole her character