Lolcows
Lolcows are people with eccentric behavior who can be "milked" for entertainment.
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If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.
Aspiring rapist, woman beater, God's autistic gift to Tribes 1, Lowtax's biggest fan, Feminists' worst brain-damaged enemy
"Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, got a lien filed against him by Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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"Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
Former Pharma Exec, Criminal, Impotent Rageaholic
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Degrading artist, perpetual victim, surrounds herself with a personal army of minors. Tried to commit suicide via blueberry. “Pups gotta eat!”
30 year old NEET Livestreamer/Second Life "Troll", Pets Toy Alpacas All Day for Fun
Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics
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"Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
Careercow
Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain)
One Gaming Lolcow Thread
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Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire,Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy
Divorced Unlovable Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish, running from the long arm of the law
A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks
Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant
STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP
Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor; 2 Strokes and counting
AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!
"Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"
The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob
Some Jerk with a Trust Fund
Fat, homophobic, greasy, boomer streamer, star of Windy City Heat and Simon S. Salty. Party at 7722 reseda blvd apt 102
The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk
Autistic animation obsessed fanboy who thinks he's going to get his dream job at Disney
edgy troon musician with fixation on dead/raped children, easily triggered, FAT
What happens when weed makes you crazy, with a side order of lazy kook (eventual ex) husband and an FTM simp
Plushophile who draws child porn comics with a faithful shield of white knights
Lolcow
Christopher J. McGee / Chris McGee / Clawshrimpy / Granis25 / "Rose" / "Sammy" / AdoptedAlien, etc & friends
"Clawshrimpy is a shota rape fetishist and here's why": Blobfish using Autism/Queerness as a shield, Fake "CSA Survivor", Pedo Sex Pest, Backstabbing Serial Harasser & Wannabe Victim; On an Eternal Quest to #cancel Breadtube only to be #cancelled himself.
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Former speedrunner tumbling down
Far-right fraudster and banned investor, charged with numerous felonies, best known for "hipster coffee shops" and attempting to frame Mueller and Democratic candidates
Horrorcow
Dr Sidhbh Treasa Gallagher / "Dr Teetus Deletus" / Gallagher Plastic Surgery / Gallagher Med Spa / @drsidhbhgallagher/ @dr_sgallagher / @gendersurgeon
Sex change surgeon who uses TikTok to advertise her teet yeeting services to depressed children
Horrorcow
Susan Schofield Cabana, Cory Cabana, & Michael Schofield / Schofield Productions / @bipolarnation
A Tragicomic Tale of Psychiatric Munchausen's by Proxy
The lolcow is not only her but people around her, and their decline online (Margaret Pless, etc)
The Glorious Return of a Legendary Artcow and Spergilicious Psychopath
'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkads weiner; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs
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Larping 1337 h4x0r, personally stopping bullies, racists, and trolls
scammer animator who pissed away his own career, salty blogger, CONFIRMED predator and child rapist
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Dramacow
ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber
The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon
Horrorcow
Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime
Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.
A once successful radio host crashes and burns, turning on all his fans and the drama around it
Self-loathing weaboo redneck. Blew her way to ANN gig. Goon and troon.
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The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters
Artcow
Ariel Renee Cranford / Renee Moonveil / ReneeisDetermined / ReneesInnerIrken / DeterminedToDrawUT
Determined to Drama
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Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.
Incompetent TTRPG Creator, Filthy Coomer, Chronic Stoner, and Lovecraftian Cult Leader with a Cult of Grognards
Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos
From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls
